(Read time: one mug of lukewarm mulled wine) Welcome to the New Year! Here we go again... collectively bounding into a new year. Perhaps not like the new puppy that your neighbours already regret getting their children for Christmas, or even an American swat team dropping into Venezuela to destabilise yet another nation, no... more …
More to come
(Read time: 2 pints of Bud Light and a Mexican Chicken salad, without tomatoes) Here I am, sat once again in the departure lounge of an airport, travelling, and this time not for fun. For the first time in a long time, I am travelling a long way, having a very long day, and almost …
We have in fact, regressed
(read time: a magnificent sausage roll, and disappointingly warm bottle of Coke Zero) I finally have to concede that the C-Word is here... Christmas... though, while I am considering lighting and decorative strategies, I have already had to turn the radio off as I am not ready for Mariah, Buble, or Slade just yet. Knowing …
Everything, Now
(Read Time: 1 Nespresso Peppermint Pinwheel Coffee (deelishl!) and a bowl of fat free Greek Yogurt and Granola) Dear 'Internet', I hate you. Now, that’s a solid affirmation and admission from an ageing, middle aged man in lycra (though right now not wearing Lycra as I’m on the train home from what must be, the …
Not wearing it to the pub.
(Read time: A VERY large glass of Villa Antinori, and a handful of Guylian chocolates) I am going skiing!!!! Yes, 'tis true. It's booked, and I've got to be honest, I am just a tiny bit excited. I know I've written about skiing and my love for it many times before, and those who know …
How did it ever make it this far?
(Read time: 1 Greggs sausage roll, and an extremely ropey cup of takeaway coffee) I like to keep you on your toes. You truly never know when one of my posts may drop into your lap, like a gift from above... or like a present from a passing seagull. You choose which it is! It's …
I am feeling good.
(Read time - 2 Coronas and a bowl of chicken wings) I am at something of a watershed moment. Not just because I am sat in the shade of my shed, looking at the water... ok, full disclosure... I actually mean under the canopy of my villa, staring in amazement at the white sand, contrasting …
The Gabbling MAMIL 