(read time: a magnificent sausage roll, and disappointingly warm bottle of Coke Zero) I finally have to concede that the C-Word is here... Christmas... though, while I am considering lighting and decorative strategies, I have already had to turn the radio off as I am not ready for Mariah, Buble, or Slade just yet. Knowing …
Everything, Now
(Read Time: 1 Nespresso Peppermint Pinwheel Coffee (deelishl!) and a bowl of fat free Greek Yogurt and Granola) Dear 'Internet', I hate you. Now, that’s a solid affirmation and admission from an ageing, middle aged man in lycra (though right now not wearing Lycra as I’m on the train home from what must be, the …
How did it ever make it this far?
(Read time: 1 Greggs sausage roll, and an extremely ropey cup of takeaway coffee) I like to keep you on your toes. You truly never know when one of my posts may drop into your lap, like a gift from above... or like a present from a passing seagull. You choose which it is! It's …
Jaffa Cake, anyone?
We're often told to only worry about what we can control. It's an admirable, if not truly important quality, in particular at these most challenging of recent times. Thinking back to this time last year, I was amidst my own, not insignificant, meltdown. And yet, not even in my wildest apocalyptic visions of how the …
The Gabbling MAMIL 