(Read time: one mug of lukewarm mulled wine) Welcome to the New Year! Here we go again... collectively bounding into a new year. Perhaps not like the new puppy that your neighbours already regret getting their children for Christmas, or even an American swat team dropping into Venezuela to destabilise yet another nation, no... more …
More to come
(Read time: 2 pints of Bud Light and a Mexican Chicken salad, without tomatoes) Here I am, sat once again in the departure lounge of an airport, travelling, and this time not for fun. For the first time in a long time, I am travelling a long way, having a very long day, and almost …
Stick to the plan
(Read time - one bowl of gluten free granola and a Hazlenut Americano) I cracked it! Not an egg, though I've cracked many. It wasn't a smile, again, I've cracked many, even some quite recently. It wasn't even a Riedel gin glass, that I again I've cracked many (annoyingly, 3, just by dropping ice cubes …
How did it ever make it this far?
(Read time: 1 Greggs sausage roll, and an extremely ropey cup of takeaway coffee) I like to keep you on your toes. You truly never know when one of my posts may drop into your lap, like a gift from above... or like a present from a passing seagull. You choose which it is! It's …
I am feeling good.
(Read time - 2 Coronas and a bowl of chicken wings) I am at something of a watershed moment. Not just because I am sat in the shade of my shed, looking at the water... ok, full disclosure... I actually mean under the canopy of my villa, staring in amazement at the white sand, contrasting …
The Gabbling MAMIL 