(Read time: 2 pints of Bud Light and a Mexican Chicken salad, without tomatoes) Here I am, sat once again in the departure lounge of an airport, travelling, and this time not for fun. For the first time in a long time, I am travelling a long way, having a very long day, and almost …
We have in fact, regressed
(read time: a magnificent sausage roll, and disappointingly warm bottle of Coke Zero) I finally have to concede that the C-Word is here... Christmas... though, while I am considering lighting and decorative strategies, I have already had to turn the radio off as I am not ready for Mariah, Buble, or Slade just yet. Knowing …
Everything, Now
(Read Time: 1 Nespresso Peppermint Pinwheel Coffee (deelishl!) and a bowl of fat free Greek Yogurt and Granola) Dear 'Internet', I hate you. Now, that’s a solid affirmation and admission from an ageing, middle aged man in lycra (though right now not wearing Lycra as I’m on the train home from what must be, the …
How did it ever make it this far?
(Read time: 1 Greggs sausage roll, and an extremely ropey cup of takeaway coffee) I like to keep you on your toes. You truly never know when one of my posts may drop into your lap, like a gift from above... or like a present from a passing seagull. You choose which it is! It's …
I am feeling good.
(Read time - 2 Coronas and a bowl of chicken wings) I am at something of a watershed moment. Not just because I am sat in the shade of my shed, looking at the water... ok, full disclosure... I actually mean under the canopy of my villa, staring in amazement at the white sand, contrasting …
The Gabbling MAMIL 